Monday Morning Blues

I can hear my brother howl,

A warning quite apart,

It’s a way of alerting me,

That the week’s off to a start.

Then this thing comes over me,

My legs just sort of freeze,

I become deaf to the alarm,

And my mom’s “WAKE UP, PLEASE!”

It’ll take a thousand men,

To drag me from here to there,

Just dunk my head in water

If I start snoring anywhere.

I make various mistakes,

I’ll need someone to check

If the shoes are on my hands or feet,

Or if the belt’s around my neck!

We have to hurry to the bus,

We can’t be late today!

Prop me straight on to a seat,

I’ll start dozing right away.

I know it’s not just me alone,

I mean, take a look at you!

I guess both of us are suffering

The Monday Morning Blues!

Post Dinner Exhaustion Syndrome

Post Dinner Exhaustion Syndrome

Commonly known as the 'Sleepy Syndrome', this syndrome occurs just after night meals. The sufferer suddenly feels very full and is unable to eat any more, sometimes, even going without desserts!

SYMPTOMS  (All after dinner)
1) Heaving sighs
2) Yawns
3) Surprisingly large stomach
4) Instant tiredness 
5) Less appetite

CAUSES 
1) Over comsumption of water
2) Chomping food with open mouth
3) Gulping down of food

FACTS
Likely to occur 90% more in almost 12 year old girls named Priya.

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